[13:57] <Jund> u heard about the
new form of internment for your dearly beloved dead family?
[13:57] <Jund> its soooooo cool
[13:57] <Jund> a company in america will take the remaisn of a
loved one
[13:57] <cazza> cryogenics? thats cool
[13:57] <Jund> and stick them in a hot room under lots of pressure
[13:57] <Sevari> america
[13:57] <Sevari> say no more
[13:57] <Jund> and eventually they give u a diamond made of ur
dead relative
[13:57] <cazza> lol
[13:57] <cazza> hahahaha
[13:58] <Jund> so u can put it on a ring
[13:58] <Sevari> so basically...
[13:58] <Jund> when i die i wanna come back as Ice T's diamond
tooth stud
[13:58] <Sevari> compressing carbon to make diamonds
[13:58] <Jund> yeah
[13:58] <Sevari> what if u end up with coal instead?
[13:58] <Sevari> or oil...
[13:59] <sensate> You really want to make more oil?
[13:59] * Jund is sure a dead peep would rather be a diamond than a
piece of graphite
[13:59] <sensate> Not me.
[13:59] <Jund> wow u could take ur gran and make her into a pencil
[14:00] <Jund> lol
[14:00] <Sevari> when i write.. gran is with me
[14:00] <sensate> I'd love to be the pencil that blinds the next
Stevie Wonder.
[14:00] <Sevari> when i drive my car, granpa is my oil
[14:00] <sensate> Gran cou;d also be behind your ear, or up the
nose of some grade schooler.
[14:01] <Sevari> when i turn a light on, my pet dog is my light
[14:01] <Sevari> literally :P
[14:01] <sensate> ...can't you do that anyway?
[14:01] <sensate> All it takes is a car battery and some jumper
cables...
[14:01] <sensate> All it takes is a car battery
and some jumper cables...
[14:01] * cazza tries her new quit message
[14:02] <Maxsneak> go on then
[14:02] <Jund> yeah go on
[14:09] * Jund realises that no on cares that his dreams came true on
saturday
[14:09] * Jund has nothing else to live for and his online buddies dont
care!
[14:09] <Sevari> Jund realised something right for once
[14:09] <Sevari> Cazza
[14:09] <Sevari> check beta
[14:09] * Jund wanders off to find a rope
[14:09] <Sevari> the chan
[14:10] <sensate> Jund, I hear electrocution is the hip form of
suicide this year.
[14:10] <Sevari> i was
[14:10] * Sevari winks at Jund
[14:11]<cazza> poor Jund--he is no more
[14:11] <sensate> ...can we freeze him?
[14:12] <Sevari> or make him a diamond?
[14:12] <Sevari> actually, i need a pencil
<Jund> U CANNOT TURN ME INTO A PENCIL
[14:15] <sensate> Something about Jund, now fianlly being able
to make a mark.
[14:17] <Sevari> jund could write his autobiography after he dies
[14:17] <sensate> 'Jund - Made in Taiwan - Please take care with
what you write, because these really are Junds last words.'
[14:17] <Sevari> haha
[14:18] <Sevari> nicely said
[14:18] <Jund> LOL
[14:18] <Jund> ROFL
[14:18] <Jund> i like it
[14:18] <Jund> ok ill die for art!
[14:18] <Sevari> haha
[14:18] <Sevari> gotta cut ur ear off first
[14:19] <sensate> Wait... We'll chop off his foot, make into one
of those diamond blades, then cut his ear off with it.
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