Here we´ll post funny things happening in the DA world, things that make us laugh, and give us strenght to go on.

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The reason why Konrad does not design DA bots himself.
(yes, he doodled this)

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Shortly after Rage started - Trat got me!
He sent my level from 3 with 2 squares colored to 24 with no squares colored. All my Crs, Cps and Rps to 100 000 000 and my upgrade points were at 10710 and I upgraded my ThorA4000 from four squares of dame to full, I upgraded my rate by 1 square, and I used uprade points on my other weapon. I recycled my Shadow V1 and bought a Juggernaut. Would you mind putting it back to normal please? I did not know about this virus until I read the news this morning. I had thought it was a bug until then.

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BUG FOUND BY: xxx
PROBLEM: Idiot Warning (not a bug)
PAGE:
BUG REPRODUCTION:
BUG ERROR MESSAGE:
SENT BY: rob (702143)
SENT TO: Kamikaze Jackelope (405650)
TIME: 11/24/2002 00:43:36 DAT

 

SUBJECT:
help!!!

MESSAGE:
please can i have your id code so i can have an unlimated account if you
give me yours ill join your corperation


..eof


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-----Original Message-----
BUG FOUND BY: ...
PROBLEM: CPOS still not working...
PAGE:
BUG REPRODUCTION:
BUG ERROR MESSAGE:
Here is a part of the sript i use:

[INIT]


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<Boris> Webbed, why is there double research on rsl addon: mine management?
<Webbed> cuz we want to make sure your bot learns that really well
<Dreadnought> ROFL
<MaxDamage> lol


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[14:54:39] * BlAcK_SkY1 (BlAcK_SkY1@ice-1162561B.access.uk.tiscali.com) has joined #DA-Recruiting
[14:54:54] * jane sets mode: +v BlAcK_SkY1
[14:54:59] <zappy> The Sub Space Elites recruiting drive is now in session
[14:55:02] * BlAcK_SkY1 (BlAcK_SkY1@ice-1162561B.access.uk.tiscali.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
[14:55:12] <zappy> session over
[14:55:15] <TwinSniper16> lol
[14:55:15] <zappy> rofl
[14:55:43] <TwinSniper16> Session Ceased: number of players who learned about Sub Space Elites: 0
[14:55:51] <TwinSniper16> Number of peopel recruited to Sub Space Elites: 0
[14:56:02] <TwinSniper16> Effectiveness of campaign: 0
[14:56:13] <zappy> number of ppl laughing at sub space elites 8
[14:56:36] <zappy> entertainment value = priceless
[14:56:51] <jane> theres some things mastercard just cant buy...
[14:56:52] <TwinSniper16> Some thigns yu just can't buy, for others, therea mastercard


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Really funny IRC chat [here]

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@ the beginning of season 2, arena generator server ok crashed, konrad and me were testing the arenas, Konrad got following DA MSG from an angry player:

"i cant beleive you cheated at your own game, that is just so f***ed up man, u r such a sore loser n i think someone else should have made this game, if you like to see people happy why dont you pay for them? "

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"Nasty little grandson..."

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 7:26 PM
To: admin@droidarena.com
Subject: cANCELLATION


Our grandson used our e-mail address to register for this game and we would
like it removed. The code # he was given was 978675243546 and the password
he used was "asswipe. PLEASE CANCEL! tHANK YOU

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Here we post everything that made us smile. :)

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Look what Konrad and Max found while were working on DA2's arena generator. [Click Here]

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Some funny IRC picks:


<Maxsneak> When Mark Shuttleworth (the latest space tourist) returns from space,
<Maxsneak> everybody dress in ape suits.
<Maxsneak> This will only work if we ALL do it.
<Maxsneak> Pass it on.

I tought long about if this one should be posted as poem or not...
<Judg3> Aerv, Fun with lyrics: Anthrax - I AM THE LAW
<Judg3> Respect the O:line - he earned it with his blood
<Judg3> Fear the /kill - your sentence may be death because...
<Judg3> I AM AN OPER!
<Judg3> And you won't f*ck around no more - I AM AN OPER!
<Judg3> I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM AN OPER!
<Judg3> Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM AN OPER!
<Judg3> Because in Icerealm... I AM AN OPER!


<Mordor> Punk_Chick: only if the person is stupid enuf to accept it
<Mordor> ie. none of us here
<Zippo> dont even say it
<Mordor> maybe Zippo
<Aerv> i dunno about Zippo..


[21:44:56] <Spyder> all's well
[21:45:01] <Spyder> i am so gullible
[21:46:03] <Aerv> you know they took gullible out of the dictionary?
[21:46:12] <Spyder> why?


«nodnuke23» indeed
«avenj» indeed
«Mordor» indeed
«Dante» indeed
«ChanServ» indeed
«FactsMachine» indeed
«Mordor» Well that was fun
«nodnuke23» indeed

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dhemil explaining B.A.B.E to Findus:
"Actually it allows you to programme your bot, from a scale of 1 - 10 with, 10 being the highest. So prog BABE 1 would only be a lamer babe, 5 would be a cutie babe, but a 10 would be a Major BABE. Later on you can do Silicon Research, for implants etc. I had a Behemoth, but researched liposuckion and now have Hoverbot."

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Email:
"Konrad i think its unfair that you talk to everyone but me you same on icq long enuff to add me but you never messaged me plus the fact if you remember you said you would get on IRC and talk with me in my room but you never did in fact you never even reply to my emails anymore.....
So if you don't like me or something please tell me what i did wrong!!
Message me im --- ----- ---- on your icq list."

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Email:
"Hi ive been playing Droidarena for 10 days or more and i thought of something that people might be intrested in.
A Guide to the game.
Where all Boots are displayed and what advantages/disadvantages they got. How u need to reschearch to get to certain things, history and buildings and other stuff. I would be intrested in such a thing. Wouldnt be a bad idea either if u could give those who have bought the guide a special thing like more credits in the game or something. If you at all think this is a good idea i would like one. (For free if possible).
Would be really cool if u made a thing that follow with it like a Pin or coin or something that shows something about DroidArena, like the round sun thing you have on the top of the starting page.
Yeah thats it. Thanks for your time. Donno if i sent this letter to the right adress but.
My Name in the DroidArena is ------ (---------)"


more to come...